Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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