Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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