How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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