I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
