laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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