Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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