wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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