Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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