apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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