absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Sex in the backyard? Check.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Randomize
