I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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