yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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