Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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