I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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