its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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