So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
