question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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