Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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