He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
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