I'm lost and stupid without you.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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