On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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