What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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