Already got asked if we're dating
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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