just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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