I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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