I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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