i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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