I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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