god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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