my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
