So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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