so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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