You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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