I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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