If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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