i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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