Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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