Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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