It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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