Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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