So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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