I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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