If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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