So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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