when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
