More tranny stories later!
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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