About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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