brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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