I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Randomize
