I think scott just propositioned me for sex
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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